Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
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Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
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scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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