season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
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