she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
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My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
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That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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