pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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