PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
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good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
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Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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