I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
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I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
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she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I think I just shit out all my problems.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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