You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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