Whod you bang
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Randomize
