But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
These 25 People Believed Fake Facts For Way Too Long
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
23 Adults Confess The Irrational Fears They Had When They Were Kids
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.