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(805): View more from California

I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.

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(864): View more from South Carolina

I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.

(1-864): View more from South Carolina

You should get more absorbent shoes.

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(336): View more from North Carolina

Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all

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(812): View more from Indiana

He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet

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(415): View more from California

OPIZZABONMYDICK

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(912): View more from Georgia

I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets

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(740): View more from Ohio

I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session

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(214): View more from Texas

You started having a threesome right in front of me.

(1-214): View more from Texas

lololol that's what happened?

(214): View more from Texas

Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.

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