He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
Cake is only good when you eat it
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hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
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and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!