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  This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors

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• (845): View more from New York

  There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.

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  Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.

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  Did it finish?

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• (512): View more from Texas

  no drinking for a week

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  if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.

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  We made popcorn last night. So it's both

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.

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  Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.

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• (661): View more from California

  I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.

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• (585): View more from New York

  Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you

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• (559): View more from California

  Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"

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  Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit

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• (716): View more from New York

  He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.

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• (252): View more from North Carolina

  Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.

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