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(330): View more from Ohio

I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night

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(802): View more from Vermont

good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...

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(240): View more from Maryland

oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills

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(317): View more from Indiana

I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.

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