Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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