But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I skipped work to stalk him.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
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why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
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There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
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