ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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