This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
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I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
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I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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