Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
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He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
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Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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