areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
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I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
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If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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