i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Randomize
