Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
Is it because I queefed?
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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