My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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