Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
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Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
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If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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