"it" just moved
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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