Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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