How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
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remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
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Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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