But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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