jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
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It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
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It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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