That's intense
We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
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