just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Randomize
