Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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