i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Randomize