You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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