I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
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she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
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I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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