Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
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Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
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The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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