Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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