wanna go halves on a baby?
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
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you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
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I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
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