It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
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Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
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I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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