Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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