But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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