I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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