Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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