Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
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Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
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seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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