He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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