Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
All the doctor said was why
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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