Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
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You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
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Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
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