How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
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Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
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My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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