oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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