My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
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I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
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I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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