Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
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They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
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I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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