whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
jump out the window naked night went bad
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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