She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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