So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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