ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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