She is in my trunk
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
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okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
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He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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